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Sex Education is like “here’s character development and growth for literally every character ok love you bye”

yeehawcowbi:

hyper-spook-alation:

tearlessrain:

I realized what bothers me about the skyrim horses’ head tracking. normal horses don’t look at you head on because they see better to the side. which implies that skyrim horses

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are predators.

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Skyrim once again reaffirming my theory that if horses were predators they would be Apex Predators

queenofnabooty:

Marisa: *showing up twelve years late with Starbucks* Okay, I’m ready to be a mother.

furiousgoldfish:

one rational braincell: there can be more than one task done during the day

all other braincells: you know what, now it’s zero

baylishh:

My favorite thing about LA by Night?

The fact that Annabelle looked at this Nosferatu, who literally disappears at random times because he looks weird and seems to hate interaction of any kind, and said, “I like you. I think you’re my friend now.” And Jasper didn’t get a say. They are just suddenly friends and that’s that.

All Because Annabelle liked that he was nice to her. I think Jasper finds her endearing. Like a cat who tolerates the new puppy. It’s great!

I like this bromance. I think I’ll keep it.

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(GIF from demonsandsuch)

life-unsolved:

Nelli: Aw, babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing.

Victor: We’re married.

Nelli: Still…

Nelli and Victor are gonna Fuck on Fairbanks

artenega:

shiftythrifting:

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ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled “ketchup” with a picture of grapes

I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I’d place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits, but I’ll actually fill the thing up with ketchup. So when I have guests over and they decide to use the bathroom, they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, “This [Soap Bottle] in the [Bathroom] is labelled [Ketchup], so surely it must dispense [Soap] instead of [Ketchup] despite the label saying [Ketchup] right?” and then let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous ketchup all over their hands instead of soap

i-am-a-fish:

hey check THIS shit out: *treats you with mutual respect*